nothomo:

when ur parents call u for dinner and u see they made your fav

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meladoodle:

id rather fall in lava than fall in love

  • Me: Exercise
  • Me: Exercis
  • Me: Exerci
  • Me: Exerc
  • Me: Exer
  • Me: Exe
  • Me: Ex
  • Me: Extra fries

officialfrenchtoast:

"wow you didn’t know that?"

Yeah I didn’t thats why I asked bitch

seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

sancly:

One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit

(Source: ratifies)

croutoncat:

i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday

manjolras:

tangledecstasy:

manjolras:

we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science

I mean yeah cause hover boards are more essential to life than basic fucking human rights. 

you probably misunderstood this post

h0odrich:

Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo