when ur parents call u for dinner and u see they made your fav
id rather fall in lava than fall in love
"wow you didn’t know that?"
Yeah I didn’t thats why I asked bitch
what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh
One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit
i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday
we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science
I mean yeah cause hover boards are more essential to life than basic fucking human rights.
you probably misunderstood this post
Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo